And thus was born the first selfie model
You wouldn’t feed your child garbage, so why would you feed your car trasholine?
Just rub my body and don’t try to communicate with me, slave!
Next time, ask for a specific design. That will probably help
By “hiding” do you mean “put things away”?
YOU make ME successful! What part of that don’t you understand?!
Maybe someday you’ll be able to pull off a scarf…but not yet
Sometimes I wish you didn’t love me…
Anyone who has ever found themselves looking at an apartment on Roosevelt Island when the listing said “Midtown East” will probably relate to this map I made.
Self-Reblog because I realized as I was making this that it’s basically a white whine.
Sounds like you lead a tortured life