whitewhine:

And thus was born the first selfie model

whitewhine:

You wouldn’t feed your child garbage, so why would you feed your car trasholine?

whitewhine:

Just rub my body and don’t try to communicate with me, slave!

whitewhine:

Next time, ask for a specific design. That will probably help

whitewhine:

By “hiding” do you mean “put things away”?

whitewhine:

YOU make ME successful! What part of that don’t you understand?!

whitewhine:

Maybe someday you’ll be able to pull off a scarf…but not yet

whitewhine:

Sometimes I wish you didn’t love me…

whitewhine:

streeter:

Anyone who has ever found themselves looking at an apartment on Roosevelt Island when the listing said “Midtown East” will probably relate to this map I made. 

Embiggen

Self-Reblog because I realized as I was making this that it’s basically a white whine.

whitewhine:

Sounds like you lead a tortured life