Delivering Pointless Crap For Everyone.Tumblr (3.0; @greenvolcano)http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c96bee651a0cfdf0ca58e5b20e104858/tumblr_mj3wqg5Xfs1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/44797724578/and-thus-was-born-the-first-selfie-model" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>And thus was born the first selfie model</p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181399342http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181399342Tue, 12 Mar 2013 06:02:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37ef506b11244c531cefd649a46e2f35/tumblr_mj3y5xTYS61qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/44792340482/you-wouldnt-feed-your-child-garbage-so-why-would" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You wouldn’t feed your child garbage, so why would you feed your car trasholine?</p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181395482http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181395482Tue, 12 Mar 2013 06:01:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c6fb3b41f2ac5311731c247130cdd69/tumblr_mj49rzzvR91qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/44720982093/just-rub-my-body-and-dont-try-to-communicate-with" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Just rub my body and don’t try to communicate with me, slave!</p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181389064http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181389064Tue, 12 Mar 2013 06:01:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c8b0e4ec3188e93797b48178c0d157d/tumblr_mj1y2auMEh1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/44950947979/next-time-ask-for-a-specific-design-that-will" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Next time, ask for a specific design. That will probably help</p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181381433http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181381433Tue, 12 Mar 2013 06:01:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d87bb29570d5931b3489d54042737ae/tumblr_mj39lwwPEc1qz5tgbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/44869215581/by-hiding-do-you-mean-put-things-away" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>By “hiding” do you mean “put things away”?</p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181372019http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181372019Tue, 12 Mar 2013 06:01:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c56e1f9dcb7ef5a0a919550bf50af767/tumblr_mj20wglpOn1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/44874815498/you-make-me-successful-what-part-of-that-dont" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>YOU make ME successful! What part of that don’t you understand?!</p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181360587http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181360587Tue, 12 Mar 2013 06:00:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68a5eca1417db2aa5bf5f760bed81baf/tumblr_mizwdh50KS1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/45045111456/maybe-someday-youll-be-able-to-pull-off-a" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Maybe someday you’ll be able to pull off a scarf…but not yet</p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181331898http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181331898Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:59:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/681ebfa8acfd5ed7373821491196f65f/tumblr_mj01kkACYb1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/45037133260/sometimes-i-wish-you-didnt-love-me" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Sometimes I wish you didn’t love me…</p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181322614http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181322614Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:59:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3987bbd8704fa205b126de4493e6d35/tumblr_mji2xb5RQ41qz7tcio2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/45112308869/streeter-anyone-who-has-ever-found-themselves" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.streeterseidell.com/post/45109948631/anyone-who-has-ever-found-themselves-looking-at-an">streeter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Anyone who has ever found themselves looking at an apartment on Roosevelt Island when the listing said “Midtown East” will probably relate to this map I made. </p> <p><a href="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8527/8547886253_ea4856d55d_o.jpg"><strong>Embiggen</strong></a></p> </blockquote> <p>Self-Reblog because I realized as I was making this that it’s basically a white whine. </p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181306242http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181306242Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:58:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6e025adf9c53a969d200acd6d1eb132/tumblr_miwgsp0GVg1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/45115839583/sounds-like-you-lead-a-tortured-life" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Sounds like you lead a tortured life</p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181296107http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181296107Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:58:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e8eb9e65fd2461d01f3d20454595cac/tumblr_miwcrfdDX31qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/45121363061/i-need-a-vacation-from-this-vacation" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I need a vacation from this vacation…</p></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181288963http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45181288963Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:57:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5774d955e70c0a013b6f18ea1a7cc5e/tumblr_mg9k9qAeIL1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/39934221584/the-world-before-the-internet-the-world-before" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong>The World Before the Internet</strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable" data-edit-control="textArea" data-edit-key="Description" data-edit-max="1000"> <p>“The World Before the Internet” by Jerry Hadiprojo via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/162gke/the_world_before_the_internet/">Reddit</a></p> </div></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003291372http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003291372Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:44:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71b0a65ea2caabb41027b974206bafc6/tumblr_mg9kc0nGUF1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/39938733108/look-at-this-dog-of-the-day-i-should-buy-a" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong>Look at This Dog of the Day</strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable" data-edit-control="textArea" data-edit-key="Description" data-edit-max="1000"> <p>“I should buy a coat.”</p> </div></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003269377http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003269377Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:43:52 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IGQBtbKSVhY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/39972937397/look-at-this-dubstep-bird-of-the-day-vimal" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong>Look at This Dubstep Bird of the Day</strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable" data-edit-control="textArea" data-edit-key="Description" data-edit-max="1000"> <p>Vimal Mistry shows off how his parrotlet rocks out to the dubstep track “Bass Cannon” by Flux Pavillon.</p> </div></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003260209http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003260209Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:43:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58cc4746c975568b8fcbd32d904cf5b1/tumblr_mga1l0d0FB1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/39966247342/smart-parenting-of-the-day-dad-hires-online" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong>Smart Parenting of the Day: Dad Hires Online Hitmen to Keep Son from Gaming</strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable" data-edit-control="textArea" data-edit-key="Description" data-edit-max="1000"> <p>Tired of seeing his 23-year-old son Xiao Feng play video games instead of job hunting, Mr. Feng of Jiangxi province, China hired high level hitmen in several online role playing games to kill his son’s characters every time he logged in. After Xiao Feng caught on to his father’s meddling, he told his father he was taking his time on the job hunt because he wanted to find one that fit him best. His father said he was relieved to hear this, but it is unknown whether or not the hitmen have been called off, according to <a href="http://kotaku.com/5972406/father-hires-in+game-hitmen-to-deter-son-from-playing" target="blank">Kotaku</a>.</p> </div></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003227589http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003227589Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:43:14 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3yBb8PqgjE8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/40038687968/didnt-see-that-coming-of-the-day-escalator-goes" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong>Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Escalator Goes in Reverse</strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable" data-edit-control="textArea" data-edit-key="Description" data-edit-max="1000"> <p>Yesterday morning, absolute chaos unfolded on one of the escalators at a PATH station in Jersey City, NJ, when the machine suddenly reversed direction against the full load of passengers trying to get to street level. Luckily, only five commuters were treated for mostly minor injuries, including three who were transported to nearby hospitals for treatment.</p> </div></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003140759http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003140759Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:41:51 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OtSAThnZ0dE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/40043755560/stop-motion-of-the-day-moving-blocks-it-took" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong>Stop Motion of the Day: Moving Blocks</strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable" data-edit-control="textArea" data-edit-key="Description" data-edit-max="1000"> <p>It took YouTuber RxReckonHD three weeks to compose this Minecraft stop motion music video, which shows a bunch of blocks transforming into a mansion without a hand being touched.</p> </div></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003044173http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45003044173Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:40:22 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kSN7OZjt1MU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/40620395954/didnt-see-that-coming-of-the-day-a-surreal" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong>Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: A Surreal Police Chase in Inglewood, CA</strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable" data-edit-control="textArea" data-edit-key="Description" data-edit-max="1000"> <p>Inglewood resident <a href="http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Pursuit-Comes-to-Life-for-NBC4-Viewer-186878282.html" target="blank">Jason Lee</a> was at his home watching a police chase on live television, when suddenly…</p> <p><strong>Editor’s Note:</strong> Some language in this video might not be safe for work.</p> </div></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45002167543http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45002167543Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:27:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7f396c995f6504e957cbdf419ad648d/tumblr_mgssigAOlZ1qzpwi0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/40846174542/look-at-this-cute-never-mind-of-the-day-i-can" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong>Look at This Cute… Never Mind of the Day</strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable" data-edit-control="textArea" data-edit-key="Description" data-edit-max="1000"> <p>I can has some privacy now, kthxbai.</p> </div></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45002030164http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45002030164Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:25:15 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcaubbeNUw1qd04fuo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcaubbeNUw1qd04fuo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/41290828207/thats-adorable-of-the-day-tumblr-blogger-julie" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="title editable"><strong>That’s Adorable of the Day</strong></h2> <p><span>Tumblr blogger Julie ran into this little guy in a friend’s insect collection and decided to throw him a birthday party, knowing he would soon die. Thanks to Tumblr’s support, Julie <a href="http://nestofvellum.tumblr.com/post/34122118023/hello-all-after-much-pleading-and-deciding-i">set him free</a>.</span></p> <p><span></span><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nestofvellum.tumblr.com/post/34099002070/i-found-this-caterpillar-for-a-peers-insect">nestofvellum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><em>I found this caterpillar for a peer’s insect collection. Knowing that he would ultimately meet his death, we decided to throw him a birthday party.<br/><br/><strong>Edit:</strong> Because of the outcry, the caterpillar was returned to a nice tree to live out its days. Refer to the recent post for proof!<br/><br/>Edit 2: Prints now available here:  </em><em><a href="http://society6.com/NestofVellum"></a><a href="http://society6.com/NestofVellum"><a href="http://society6.com/NestofVellum">http://society6.com/NestofVellum</a></a></em></p> </div> </blockquote></blockquote>http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45001919784http://greenvolcano.tumblr.com/post/45001919784Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:23:36 -0500